JONI MALMI - 10 THINGS TO DO BEFORE NOON

Below are some things you might need to get done before noon rolls around...
That is, if you're Finnish. Or Joni Malmi. Or both.



1. Wake up...snooze...finally get up
2. Hit the gym
3. Come home and try to get my girlfriend up (unless she's at work)
4. Check e-mail
5. Get a coffee at the bakery
6. Read the newspaper
7. Think of the things I have to get done by the end of day
8. Crap & shower
9. Try to find clean, matching socks
10. Hopefully get out of the house